If there was a jersey that could border on the ridiculous I think Valencia would be the one. Let me get something straight, the kit in and of itself is very typical of what Valencia has to offer. So now, with that in mind, Valencia's blandness through the years with Nike could be now considered genius through simplicity now that Kappa have taken over the reigns.

For starters, the sponsor seems way too high for my taste. Still I will take that. There are very few defects in Kappa's Valencia kit. Yet when you look at the picture above, there is one jersey that you have no choice but to look at. Like breasts with glitter, you are attracted to them. Although unlike those personal attributes, the Valencia jersey on the far left draws you towards it for all the wrong reasons. Let us count the ways.

Ok. Look they were trying to do something different for their 90th anniversary. They were trying to list all of the names of the most important individuals in the club's history. they were listing them in the shape of a bat, the most symbolic symbol of the team and in the region as well. A in effort, yes. But as far as the final result you have to give them a failing grade. A complete shame as the debut kit for Kappa is decent. It's just a simple case of the rotten apple ruining it for everyone else.